Lucky after a romp in a thunderstorm and rolling in poop!
Dog Property Laws
If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way!
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.If it's broken, it's yours.
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around." ~
"A dog will love you more than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you."